- how loud is their laugh? does their laugh make you laugh?
- one of their pet peeves that you find oddly hilarious?
- on a scale of 1 to 5, how would you rate their gift-gifting abilities?
- can their eyes apologise?
- do they like dogs? or cats? both? none???
- if you ask them to join you for grocery shopping, would they decline?
- do they let silences be or fill them with music?
- have they been completing your sentences lately?
- how sweet are their desserts:
- too sweet?
- not sweet enough?
- bitter all the way? - what was it about their ex that they loved?
- when listening, do they just nod or scatter infinite mmm-hmms?
- how do they wind down after a long, long day? also, black or white — what suits them more?
- do they click pictures of you thinking you don’t know?
- are you sure you haven’t already fallen in love with them?
(Written for The Piko Shop, dated February 14, 2023.)
